i think my tv is drunk
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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