So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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