Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
try to milk me bitch
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