So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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