Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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