Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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