I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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