So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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