Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
