Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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