You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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