He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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