i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
