HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize