Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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