Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dick very happy bro
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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