I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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