Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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