Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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