I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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