Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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