Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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