They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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