Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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