At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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