drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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