Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Randomize
