Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sponge bath it is.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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