Please, let me fuck your mom
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
are you so shy because you have an std?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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