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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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