you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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