He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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