Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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