So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Let's get the cat blown out
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