This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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