My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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