i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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