no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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