Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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