I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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