Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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