very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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