We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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