her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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