ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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