Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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