I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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