have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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