Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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