She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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