I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We have started to decorate penises.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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