you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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