yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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